Lol. 1st time in my life I'm proud of SMK Seri Kembangan. We successfully beat the swine(pig) flu for front page news. The news front page main title : SMK Seri Kembangan, Fighting, Gambling and Skipping School.

Serious lol crap lor. Some1 got pictures of students gambling, and got a video of them fighting, then pictures of them skipping school. All done by different people. Damn, how did they miss the toilet smoking scandal? Or even the drug use? Aww man, those la got real news to write about.

So, this is my formal congratulations to my dearly beloved school. I mean, all the crap I gave the school was thoroughly undeserved. I mean with the school's reputation and what it is. I'm surprised people aren't just bursting to get in the school gates. Oh wait, that's going to be taken care of by angry parents and reporters come tomorrow morning. Ah well, hopefully they can get a close up of me.

Hmm... Maybe I should like make up to make myself look beaten up to get attention from the reporters, or even better, REALLY get beaten up.

Free advert for my school: If you need to find gangster, smoke, beat up someone, get beaten up, skip class, skip school or anything illegal, come on over to my school. The one stop for all. (Cards and ciggarettes all sold seperately)